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realjeffreyross Followers: 297,252Location: ON THE ROAD
Bio: Relax, I\'m a comedian. The \'Jeff Ross Roasts America\' tour is happening right now. Check out RoastmasterGeneral.com for info on my live roasts.
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Posted at: Sat May 26 07:12:27
Thanks, u crazy man. RT @charliesheen Hey Putz! Congrats!!
I wouldn't miss it Jeff! xo c
RT @realjeffreyross @TVGuide http://t.co/kVp15d5F
Posted at: Fri May 25 19:48:06
Hey @MJMcKean, congrats on another successful Broadway run, but when friends say "break a leg" we don't mean it literally. Feel better.
Posted at: Wed May 23 16:16:57
Great early morn work out with my trainer. 1hour of stretching then 1hr of me beating the shit out of him.
Posted at: Wed May 23 16:06:24
These delicious unsalted pretzels I'm eating are stamped "Best by FEB7/2012". Will I die? Because this isn't a bad way to go.
Posted at: Tue May 22 09:31:23
What an asshole. RT @RealGilbert Why did the rectum go to sleep? He was feeling wiped out.
Posted at: Tue May 22 00:30:34
I started a joke about Robin Gibb but then I found this... http://t.co/OEoCVXxh
Posted at: Tue May 22 00:15:41
Me too. RT @EliasMcGill All I have done this weekend is work, watch videos of Jeff Ross, and sleep
Posted at: Mon May 21 11:01:54
I have another cameo on "Family Guy" tonight. Can somebody please post it for me?
Posted at: Mon May 21 01:26:42
Bee Gee Robin Gibb passed away last night from Saturday Night Fever. #roastinpeace
Posted at: Sun May 20 23:26:08
Fuck off. RT @UmaiiD I would kill to get a "fuck off" from @realjeffreyross #hugefan
Posted at: Sun May 20 23:01:21
Shhhhhh...
Posted at: Sun May 20 10:17:30
Who'd be good to skewer? RT @IMKarenMariee @realjeffreyross Any more Roasts coming up on Comedy Central?
Posted at: Fri May 18 20:22:44
Long flights are annoying. What am I supposed to do? Just sit here with my pants on for 6 hours? Gonna start a nude section.
Posted at: Fri May 18 06:50:06
Baby Jesus, forgive my crazy cousin. RT @johnrich Everyone follow @realjeffreyross and wish him a "blessed" day...trust me, he'll freak out.
Posted at: Fri May 18 05:59:29
Hats off to Audra McDonald (@AudraEqualityMc) who sang the roof off at our Friars Club Roast. Go see her on Broadway in Porgy And Bess!
Posted at: Fri May 18 01:30:10
If you do nothing else today, at least you can say you wished a happy & healthy birthday to @bobsaget ! Please RT.
Posted at: Thu May 17 23:25:40
U raise me up an octave RT @joshgroban @realjeffreyross at least my friends & I know you can sing for the opening ceremonies. #stunningrange
Posted at: Thu May 17 20:42:38
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