Kevin Nealon Twitter
kevin_nealon Followers: 1,386,645Location: Los Angeles, Ca.
Bio: Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Monday and Tuesday should be referred to as the weekstart.
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 17:12:44
Louis Vuitton condoms $68? Thank you but I think I'll stick to my $23, Levi's Relaxed Fit Condoms.
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 06:52:07
@Thelovemaster: you forgot your headset on the plane. But with a Twitter name like yours I'm afraid to touch them.
Posted at: Wed Feb 08 23:42:15
Who won the Superbowl at your party?
Posted at: Tue Feb 07 01:07:16
Come join me at The Ice House Comedy Club in Pasadena this Tuesday, Feb 7th. 8pm
http://t.co/Zp8pzGf1
Posted at: Sat Feb 04 02:30:39
Problem solved...yes, it must've been a creepy bug that I inadvertently crushed as I laid my head down last night.
Posted at: Fri Feb 03 16:39:27
Lying here this morning, in my hotel bed, wondering if the dried blood on the sheet is from me or a previous guest. #Priceline.com
Posted at: Fri Feb 03 15:55:01
Whoops! Mary Louise Parker already has a new account. This one is much better! A must follow! @ML_Parker1
#NancyBotwin/Weeds
Posted at: Fri Feb 03 01:45:04
If you're hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese food why not try eating an hour earlier?
Posted at: Wed Feb 01 19:37:13
Hey everyone, say hi to a newbie on Twitter, @ParkerLMary. #NancyBotwin/Weeds
Posted at: Wed Feb 01 16:00:29
Why are my troubles never listed in the troubleshooting section of the manual?
Posted at: Mon Jan 30 15:24:10
Apparently, dinosaurs were only created for the amusement of children.
Posted at: Sun Jan 29 15:00:57
Seeing '5 refills' on my bottle of Valium is like seeing my car's gas gauge pointing to full.
Posted at: Fri Jan 27 03:31:39
Wives? This is the toughest question they've had to answer yet.
#CNNdebate
Posted at: Fri Jan 27 02:28:39
Please interrupt this debate for updates on Klum/Seal breakup! #CNNdebate
Posted at: Fri Jan 27 02:27:10
Which wife is Newt talking about? #CNNdebate
Posted at: Fri Jan 27 02:25:22
Just tuned into the debate...have they been talking about their wives the entire time? #CNNdebate
Posted at: Fri Jan 27 02:23:59
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