Kevin Nealon Twitter
kevin_nealon Followers: 1,408,764Location: Los Angeles, Ca.
Bio: Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Heading over to Real Time with Bill Maher for tomorrow's show. If I'm not mistaken it will be live.
Posted at: Fri May 25 05:28:00
Food is the worst back-drop for a piece of hair.
Posted at: Wed May 23 22:13:19
I found that string cheese can also be used as dental floss.
Posted at: Wed May 23 22:00:32
Sorry. Turns out they do. My bad.Yikes. #inhiding
Posted at: Wed May 23 21:09:24
Still seeing the eclipse of the sun in my eyelids this morning.
Posted at: Mon May 21 13:27:53
Hey, Florida...thanks for your tanned laughs! Had a great time at The Club in Treasure Island and McCurty's in Sarasota.
Posted at: Sun May 20 12:32:09
I bet those 4 out of 5 dentists are dead by now.
Posted at: Sat May 19 18:42:49
@MrCowhead - doing The Club in Treasure Island, FL. tomorrow. Why aren't I doing @cowheadshow? Love Cowhead!!!
Posted at: Fri May 18 02:54:16
Every time I hear a song on the radio and don't know the artist it turns out to be Adele.
Posted at: Mon May 14 20:51:19
Just wanna get this out before Joe Biden does...'A very Happy Mother's Day to a very wonderful mother @SukiYeagley!'
Posted at: Sun May 13 15:03:23
When push comes to shove you gotta have pull.
Posted at: Sun May 13 14:05:21
Wanna bid on my doodle to help raise awareness of NF (neurofibromatosis)?
http://t.co/8hmmaP2e
Posted at: Sat May 12 21:10:06
I wonder if the après-party mess has been cleaned up at Clooney's yet?
Posted at: Fri May 11 22:36:15
Get outta the heat! This Fri & Sat I'll be at Tempe Improv in Az. Bring your laughs!
http://t.co/fNov53T6
Posted at: Fri May 11 03:44:11
@bubbawatson @angieb1433 - Congrats on the green jacket and the white burp-cloths! Nothing better!
Posted at: Fri May 04 00:30:31
I can't believe I actually married people on Ellen today. Yes, I am now an ordained minister! @theEllenshow
Posted at: Wed May 02 17:56:45
@georgieshap9 @hellooooonewman - Hi George! Let's do lunch again soon!
Posted at: Tue May 01 03:13:00
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