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kevin_nealon Followers: 1,085,206Location: Los Angeles, Ca.
Bio: Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
In NYC for a few days. Forgot how much I missed speeding down 8th Ave in a cab w/o a seatbelt, falafel odor & listening to Iranian music.
Posted at: Tue Dec 01 18:54:11
@EricRobertsER : thanks pal. Glad to read you are helping out animals. Hope to see you sometime soon.
Posted at: Mon Nov 30 19:18:39
It's getting to the point now where you even have to wash your hands after going to the bathroom. #fb
Posted at: Mon Nov 30 19:16:21
Word has it that Tiger will be starring in the remake of 'Misery'.
Posted at: Sun Nov 29 23:30:29
Is it fair to speculate that John Daly was driving Tiger Woods last night?
Posted at: Sat Nov 28 03:18:39
After yesterday, I promised myself I would never eat again but here I find myself, over the sink, cramming stale b'day cake into my mouth.
Posted at: Sat Nov 28 02:59:49
#ff- @marchinko, @hitchmichael, SarahkSilverman,@BobSaget, @kellyoxford, @paisleyofficial, @Sukiyeagley,@Elayneboosler, @kirkfox
Posted at: Fri Nov 27 15:23:10
I'm getting a little tired of people asking me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving. I'M GOING TRICK OR TREATING!!!
Posted at: Wed Nov 25 23:53:30
Thanksgiving Day dinner list: locked doors; check. Lights out; check. Phone disconnected; check. Well hid under the bed; check.
Posted at: Tue Nov 24 18:30:01
Friends get a little something extra this year when I lick the Christmas card envelope with food still in my mouth.#fb
Posted at: Tue Nov 24 00:58:50
This is what I stare at for the next 15 minutes. I mentally download it then go on stage. It's what I do. http://yfrog.com/3lobrj
Posted at: Sun Nov 22 04:09:45
Don't you quit me, Oprah! You're not gonna like the real world. It's cold out here!
Posted at: Fri Nov 20 20:32:34
RT @trumpetcake Someone give @kellyoxford a book deal and a TV show for christsakes.
Posted at: Fri Nov 20 19:28:37
I apologize for the nationwide computer glitch this morning. I was using my new 'hot plate' app on my iPhone. #fb
Posted at: Fri Nov 20 03:35:27
I like to 'dog ear' my cat's ear. Yes, it does create an identity crisis but it helps me remember where I left off with him. #fb
Posted at: Fri Nov 20 03:18:04
Thx for the Happy Birthday wishes! Heading to Chicago today to start another year. Zanies in Vernon Hills & St. Charles. #fb
Posted at: Thu Nov 19 16:50:29
Just came up with a TV show about a group of spoiled kids that end the world; "Beverly Hills - 92012." #fb
Posted at: Wed Nov 18 18:13:08
Just finished man-handling Jay Leno's chin on his show tonight. #fb
Posted at: Wed Nov 18 01:38:27
Not sure how I feel when a waitress slides in next to me at my booth to take my order. I guess it's the diner version of a lap dance. #fb
Posted at: Sun Nov 15 23:03:00
Bottled Moon Water favs: Craterade, Lunaqua, Luna-sea, H2Orbit, H2oon, Eau de Lune, Aqualuna, Luna L'eau, Lunafina, H2ApollO, MoonyD. #fb
Posted at: Sun Nov 15 03:40:16
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