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Location: On banjo tour!
Bio: I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician.In banjo touring world until September 1st. Check Stevemartin.com for tour dates.

Tonight, @SteepCanyon Rangers and I are playing Brookville, NY. Never been there, but I'm imagining a small brook, and a little ville.

@js7463 Knob Creek, and Sit Down

When I said "Puh-lease" to the aliens, you should have seen the expression on the face of their interpreter. Ha!

@ShaCdn @SteveMartinToGo Everything.

Last straw. Alien abductors want to know "who to follow." Yikes. Pathetic. I gave them their probe back.

So sad that alien abductors are using junk "probes" and dated x-ray machinery. Took taxi home.

Being abducted by budget-conscious aliens is NO FUN. Now flying back to home planet at the speed of sound.

Just found out the implanted alien pod in my neck is an "off-brand." Of all the aliens, I had to get the cheap ones.

Hoping that the great bluegrass legend Doc Watson pulls through from from his hospitalization. One of the masters.

@Meldgies I'm sure there are many.

Tonight’s show in Sudbury can’t go better than last night’s in Burlington, VT. Unless this alien neck implantation pod thing really works.

@thisguyisawsome @SteveMartinToGo He did! He's gone?

Last night in Hanover, NH, packed house gave us a standing ovation in the MIDDLE of show! Then they left.

@TheBeachMonster @SteveMartinToGo An enigma?

@Hetfield03 His character name is Del Griffith.

Today's tweet is sponsored by Del Griffiths's Shower Curtain Rings. Love to John Candy.

My brand new umbrella got completely soaked this morning.

Mick Jagger did excellent multiple cameo appearances on my one-line hosting of SNL last night.

I will be doing important, major, one-line cameo tonight on SNL with Mick Jagger hosting.

@SteveCarell See the movie Parenthood for original source of your distress.