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SteveMartinToGo Followers: 4,020,937Location: On tour!
Bio: You can find out about my music and comedy shows with the Steep Canyon Rangers at http://SteveMartin.com. A new CD with Edie Brickell is out now.
Only my followers. @JoyceCarolOates Does anyone ever say, "But wait! There's less."
Posted at: Sun May 19 18:44:00
The winner of the 600 million dollar lottery ticket purchased it in Florida. And I have been to Florida.
Posted at: Sun May 19 18:43:09
Goodnight to all of my Twitter followers, and don't forget to check out my latest...uh...thing.
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:44:09
It was heathen, and I decided to let it be. @MElfenbaum Did you save the t-shirt you wore in "A Streetcar Named Desire?"
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:28:53
Thank you.The movie was originally called "The Oboe." I was duped.@GregularBasis It was brave portraying the oboe in The Piano.
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:27:37
Thank you. That is one of the best movies I haven't been in. @SusanRedmond The Big Lebowski is one of the best movies I have ever seen.
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:24:12
I lost that battle when cat went splat. @sargent_bosco Are you still active in the fight against cat juggling?
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:21:21
I think you mean my Camero. @ItinerantMonk Loved your cameo in Ghostbusters.
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:20:19
You are wrong, but just generally. @KevHegarty23 Correct me if wrong, but weren't you Excalibur in The Sword in the Stone?
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:19:16
Auditioned. Didn't get it. @regibaby67 @teleskiguy Didn't you also play Bill Murray's two holed bowling ball in Kingpin?
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:13:43
Nobody seems to notice it was a "two hole" performance.@teleskiguy Really enjoyed your poignant cameo as a bowling ball in "Big Lebowski."
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:09:51
No, but it certainly set me back.@CheetahPizzas Were you ever arrested on Sun Valley Miniature Golf Course with a wig on your penis?
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:05:48
I don't "do" banjo lessons; I "take" banjo lessons. @SirAlexoftheRae do you do banjo lessions?
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:03:31
I played wagon wheel number 4 in chariot race. @booksnshoes were you in Ben Hur? I can't remember.
Posted at: Sat May 18 03:01:51
Early work as left molar. @agingbuffoon I think your appearance in Cannibal Holocaust was your best work.
Posted at: Sat May 18 01:55:47
Thanks for leaving out the comma. @holyjunkbuckets Whatever happened to your dog Shithead?
Posted at: Sat May 18 01:54:31
Actually done by a stand-in. I had a cold that day. @Ambergoose7 Enjoyed your recent cameo as the flashing green light in Gatsby.
Posted at: Sat May 18 01:52:50
Last Tango tough because of sex scenes with myself. Rise of King Tut on music charts helped.@paparennie I loved you in Last Tango in Paris
Posted at: Sat May 18 00:22:46
I felt my role as "the Man" was underrated.@krycek12 @SHQtallahassee You were overlooked in Midnight Express!
Posted at: Fri May 17 23:30:56
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