Dane Cook Twitter
danecook Followers: 2,740,823Location: human shield
Bio: When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
This is my 3,000th tweet. And here I never thought I'd live past my 21st tweet.
Posted at: Mon Feb 13 20:48:28
No It Ain't Déjà Vu - Laugh Factory - Los Angeles - 2night - I'm Performing - Come By & SU-FI <><><> 10 O'Clock Show. #THIS #RIGHT #HERE
Posted at: Sat Feb 11 22:33:16
Saw a baby holding a silly green cellphone rattle, fat colorful plastic keys and a KEEP MOVIN' shirt. Take the hint baby, grow up & get out.
Posted at: Sat Feb 11 21:50:43
There's nothing worse than breaking your diet but ending up eating something that sucks. #NoBueno
Posted at: Sat Feb 11 21:08:07
RIP Friday Feb 10th, 2012
Posted at: Sat Feb 11 10:04:42
If you have sex tonight please dedicate it to me.
Posted at: Fri Feb 10 23:34:46
The problem with dating models is the handle of your toothbrush always ends up mysteriously smelling like throat.
Posted at: Fri Feb 10 22:06:03
Feel I could meet the woman of my dreams today. Hopefully not the one from the dream where I'm being shot at by a lady dressed as a clown.
Posted at: Fri Feb 10 19:34:07
"What we do in life echoes in eternity." - Maximus
Posted at: Fri Feb 10 03:51:12
"Love nothing but that which comes to you woven in the pattern of your destiny. For what could more aptly fit your needs?"
- Marcus Aurelius
Posted at: Fri Feb 10 03:49:32
It's difficult to date via text & online. Call me old fashioned but I like to get a girls fathers blessing before I DM her on here.
Posted at: Fri Feb 10 02:09:23
Some people brighten up a room by leaving it.
Posted at: Fri Feb 10 00:45:15
The emerging talents of Courtney Cook. Dig my new photos CC!
Follow her HERE: https://t.co/sMvPhTa4 http://t.co/MZcL9YUU
Posted at: Fri Feb 10 00:35:02
This is for Zach & all cancer patients. Stay strong. Stay confident & brave. http://t.co/yFasJi5J
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 23:33:01
I'm about to eat the fuck outta this chicken wheat wrap.
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 23:20:30
If you message me to the point where I have to scroll to read it all, well, you need to hire a text editor.
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 20:45:15
Just hit the stage to work on the new stuff. I see where it's going. It's gonna take a while. Feel so good.
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 08:51:32
You can't hate other people until you truly hate yourself first.
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 02:35:13
"I can smell when an unborn baby is evil." #ShitNobodySays
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 01:53:48
I like a girl that's a freak in life but a saint in the bedroom.
Posted at: Thu Feb 09 00:23:14
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