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I am going to @PORNDWARF tonight at Images in 483 hackney rd,it commences at 10pm. If you go you will see me, gently weeping. From my willy.
Posted at: Sat Nov 21 16:28:53
@katyperry The police are there to guard the zit you egomaniac. Let the zit close the show with you. Good luck. x
Posted at: Sat Nov 14 11:42:32
@lenopause I did not misspell apologising I'm ENGLISH- we invented that word and the concept of apologising.
Posted at: Sat Nov 14 11:39:22
@RIOSJUMPER I'm so sorry. I think you are a lovely, down to Earth jumper - utterly without an air of self-satisfaction. I'll lick your wool.
Posted at: Sat Nov 14 11:38:12
Right. I've done it. Why do I spend my life apologising to people "for fings I never done"? Actually... Is Andrew Sachs on here?
Posted at: Sat Nov 14 11:35:40
@redrio I hope you are the real Rio, I'm the real Russell. I meant to say your jumper was snug not smug. Please come back to West Ham. Bye.
Posted at: Sat Nov 14 11:34:07
Thanks everyone for @redrio. I'll tweet and apologise. Does anyone know if his jumper is on here? Or does it think it's too cool?
Posted at: Sat Nov 14 11:30:56
I'm the new Gordon Browm, I mean Brown- The jumper is snug.SNUG! It looks like I'm having a go.What shall I do?Blame those cumts at The Sun?
Posted at: Sat Nov 14 11:27:19
I wrote The Sun's Bizarre column today with a pen. I described Rio Ferdinand's jumper as SNUG not SMUG. Damn my handwriting. Is he on here?
Posted at: Sat Nov 14 11:14:07
@HeatherHartnett Tell him I consider him to be a dangerous perv. But I love him. x
Posted at: Fri Nov 13 00:19:22
13mins. I pronounce myself the #worldrecordtopictrendcommentator. Do I get a medal? See you at the signing tomorrow. x
Posted at: Fri Nov 13 00:17:27
I have now commented on each trending topic. Scandalous DVDs will be signed in HMV, Oxford St W1 tomorrow at 530. But what with? x
Posted at: Fri Nov 13 00:15:03
Modern Warfare 2 sounds like it might be trivialising the horror of war on remembrance day. What's next? Paedophile boxing 3? For Christmas?
Posted at: Fri Nov 13 00:13:41
#wecoolanallbut I'm not entirely comfortable with this vernacular style. Could we say #we'rejollygoodbutwouldyoumindawfully ?
Posted at: Fri Nov 13 00:11:06
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