Zach Braff Twitter
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Bio: Twitter friend to over 526,000 of the sexiest mofos on Earth. Right now I live in Los Angeles. As a teen I sometimes dry-humped pillows.
Do you guys like my new background? Been hitting the gym hard now that Mariah hired a nanny.
Posted at: Sat May 26 21:42:24
via @iwannabeaturtle that prank turk played on you with your car; did you actually hit the kid?" who amongst us hasn't punched a young boy.
Posted at: Sat May 26 20:20:57
Spoiler Alert: "Men in Black" is not a porno.
Posted at: Sat May 26 18:25:03
So psyched Avengers is coming out this weekend. Anyone wanna camp out with me to be first in line?
Posted at: Sat May 26 18:14:55
via @MBtwentyRT Do you actually call your penis your peep?" depends what time of day it is. after 9pm he's Carlos.
Posted at: Sat May 26 18:10:31
via @_Aniefiok_ @zachbraff Haha is this the real Zach braff?" i hope so. i often touch his peep.
Posted at: Fri May 25 22:39:19
via @OMGFacts It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open." what if you have no eyelids. Maybe your site should be called OMG half-truths.
Posted at: Fri May 25 22:37:10
Keira Knightley engaged. Penises around the globe expected to hold a moment of silence.
Posted at: Fri May 25 15:59:55
via @KristenRose03 @zachbraff What was your least favorite color that no one knows before cyan?" ochre.
Posted at: Fri May 25 03:23:17
via @sarahangelynn @zachbraff You should write another movie." working on it. unfortunately I need cyan.
Posted at: Fri May 25 03:21:41
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