For some odd reason, in our culture, the leaked sex tape does not bring shame upon all parties involved.  In fact, if even one of the parties is a celebrity, then it could catapult their career into the stratosphere.  Paris Hilton did it and Kim Kardashian followed shortly thereafter.  Those tapes made their owners a tidy fortune, but there are some tapes that aren't meant to be seen by anyone EVER.  We're not saying that there are tapes floating around on the internet of these unfortunate looking celebrities, but if there are, you should probably invest in some eye bleach, stat.

Tori Spelling

A sex tape featuring Tori Spelling is just about as bad as watching a muppet fellate anything.  Her facial features (eyes and lips) are exaggerated and she has zero acting talent.  A man would have to put a bag over her head and quite possibly tape her mouth shut, but even then her wonky boobs would give away her identity.