You know what TruTV got us for Christmas? More Impractical Jokers. While we wait for Season 3 to start next Thursday, we've compiled this handy list of a few things that - thanks to The Tenderloins - we can never look at the same way again.

WARNING: The following contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other...and twelve things that we can't even write about without laughing hysterically.

1. Actual tenderloins
They seem so boring by comparison.

2. People named Larry
We're pretty sure if you introduced us to anyone named Larry, we'd feel the need to shout his name and then start running around in a panic. Are people still named Larry? Because Joe Gatto's been looking for this guy for three years and he's not getting anywhere.