Former women's national team soccer player Abby Wambach was arrested for a DUI in Portland.

For some reason, Jozy Altidore and Alejandro Bedoya, who currently play for the men's national team, thought it was really funny Abby got arrested.

@AleBedoya17 should've used one of the team vans. Lol

— Jozy Altidore (@JozyAltidore) April 3, 2016

Boo fuckin hoo. It's a joke on Twitter. A DUI isn't! Might recall my best friend Charlie Davies almost died from one https://t.co/6AAFsDa2Ik

— Alejandro Bedoya (@AleBedoya17) April 3, 2016

So, what I'm learning now via Twitter is that some...